In the name of Miriam Bengoetxea, Basque bike engineer (of Orbea Orca fame), we command you to attend WTF: the Women, Transgenderqueer, and Femme bike-fix night! Bengoetxea is one of the only women in the world designing carbon-fiber bicycle frames, partly because she's had the support of the world-famous Mondragón collective. Local ladies and transmen, meanwhile, have the Bike Kitchen, a collective dedicated to equality and bicycles. So, if you've ever felt like "Fuck it, dudes are rotten teachers. I'll just buy a car," give cycling one more chance at an evening of tubes, patch kits, and 5 mm Allen wrenches just for you.