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2000 N. Federal Highway Wilton Manors, FL 33305

954-565-5655 

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  • 2011 | Best Place for Cougars to Hunt

    A cougar needs to hunt for young males, and the cubs are in need of some cash. (It's OK, cougars: Everyone agrees there's nothing wrong with being a sugar mama.) So, really, the natural location to find a cougar is Whole Foods. What young gent can easily afford a $15 bottle of jelly on his own But to linger by the jellies would be uncouth for a cougar. She needs to be the lioness, royalty, even though she is wearing her yoga pants. Cougars need to be in the meat section. They sashay near... More »

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    Lindsey220 | Fort Lauderdale, FL | 375 Reviews

    | Wed, April 21, 2010

    I bought Chilean Seabass the other day and it was absolutely delicious.

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