Who was the first man to discover that white t-shirts become translucent when dowsed with water? Wed like to meet that guy, give him a high five, and invite him to Wet & Wild Wednesday at the Dirty Dogg Saloon to see what his innovation hath wrought.
The weekly event at the Scottsdale biker bar usually draws about ten participants, who writhe, shake, and hump their way around a metal tub while the bars equally lovely dancers pour water over the competitors assets. Such are things women will resort to when there's $800 in prize money up for grabs.