On the list of bikini bars in Orange County, Los Alamitos' Sportsman belongs at or near the top-due in no small part to the fact that the women are drop-dead gorgeous. That aside, the place is kept clean, neat and simple. The walls aren't adorned with useless kitsch or gaudy beer posters, and the wooden floors are complemented by red-brick walls whose sweeping arches are filled with large mirrors, creating the illusion of an even greater space. There are three pool tables and two electronic dartboards, as well as the video game Golden Tee. All suds come in a bottle, but there is a full bar.
The chicks working the bar are hot, but dumb as a post. I was served an unopened bottle of beer for starters. You cannot open a tab without leaving your driver lincence and the ATM is regularly out of service. The flabby security guard informed me that I would have to leave after 8 because of my "gang attire", a knitt cap I wear snowboarding. The management is a bunch of tattoed "bro's" that only get layed by the sharing there coke with the crack whore barmaids. In short I'd drive a few ore miles to "Don the Beachcombers" or the "Starting Gate" (not on biker night). Avoid the "sportsman lounge" unless you still giggle @ the sight of a pretty lady, its a dive!!!!