Slap bracelets and vintage '80s New Kids on the Block logo T: Check. NKOTB comforter, dolls, frames, and posters: Double check. Few people will argue with the fluffy, cheesy nature of NKOTB's over-the-top marketing or their lyrics (Donny's random grunts, anyone?). But we wouldn't love them any other way. Their skills with the ladies have won them tire-screeching screams from teens and cougars alike, and promises of gift bags, a preparty, and meet-and-greets have sold out their VIP seats.