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3303 Sage Houston, TX 77056

713-629-7900

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Best Strip Club
Award Winner 2009

Cuisine(s): American, Buffet

Hours: Sun 6pm-2pm, Tue-Thu 11am-2pm, Fri 11am-4am, Sat 6pm-4am

Price: $$, $$$
Payment Types: All Major Credit Cards

Features: Patio/Sidewalk Dining, Private Party

Serving: Dinner, Late Night, Lunch
Alcohol: Full bar

Reservations: Not Accepted

Parking: Lot Available, Valet

Description

You don't go to the Men's Club for cheap drinks; you go for the cheap food (and the girls, of course). Avoid the greasy buffets and order from the menu, where the food is of slightly better quality. Couples' night on Saturdays gets you two appetizers, two entrées and a dessert for only $25, and a decent pub-style burger is only $9 with a huge mound of fries on the side. Tuesdays, the entire menu is half-price all day. For drinks, stick with bottled beer.

2009 | Best Strip Club

The strippers at The Men's Club are about as sexy as can be desired. But forget about them and head to the amazing all-you-can-eat lunch buffet -- for just the $12 cover, it might be the best dining deal in town. A guy in a chef's hat doles out choice cuts of prime rib; another makes stir-fries to order. Gourmet takes on everything from chicken and salmon to jambalaya and enchiladas fill the many silver platters; there's also a salad bar and killer desserts. Like the food, the venue... More »
2006 | Best Strip Club

You might think all strip clubs are the same: Naked women shaking their asses to "pay for school"; cheesy 50-year-old men paying a girl their daughter's age to spend five minutes pretending they're interested in them; and some DJ named Rick playing a ten-year-old Limp Bizkit song for Sinammon's upside-down routine. But you'd be wrong. The discerning voyeur needs to keep in mind the kind of promotions each strip club offers. At The Men's Club, there's always something going on. Do you like... More »
2004 | Best Strip Club

The Men's Club You can go to any club and get rejected by that sweaty college girl with the limp hair in her eyes. You know the routine: The drinks will make you broke and the DJ will play techno that was old last year. So why not try a club where no girl will reject you for a dance and there's also a killer late-night breakfast buffet As for the techno, that will be replaced by even older and lamer Lynyrd Skynyrd, but if you're in a place like this and you're actually listening to the... More »

Hungry Eyes

By Katharine Shilcutt | Thu, April 07, 2011

As we sat at a table waiting for our food at The Men's Club of Houston, my friend Glenn told me a story about a trip to a Houston BYOB strip club and a dancer named Dimension X, who "flapped her pussy" in his face while giving him a lap dance. Tha... More »
Why Would We Review The Men's Club? This Is Why

By Katharine Shilcutt | Wed, April 6, 2011

This week's cafe review of The Men's Club was only posted an hour ago, and the angry emails are already rolling in. I guess that's to be expected. And in response to each email and each question of "... More »
Chef Chat, Part 3: Dwight Stewart of The Men's Club

By Jason Kerr | Fri, April 1, 2011

I was standing poolside at The Men's Club talking to a cocktail waitress I used to date while the chef I was interviewing (see the rest of our conversation here and here) was inside checking on some V... More »
Chef Chat, Part 1: Dwight Stewart of The Men's Club

By Jason Kerr | Thu, March 31, 2011

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a chef at a strip club? I have. I always thought it would be a non-stop cooking party with sex, drugs and hot rolls. I called Treasures, The Colorado... More »
Chef Chat, Part 2: Dwight Stewart of the Men's Club

By Jason Kerr | Thu, March 31, 2011

When I walked into The Men's Club to interview Chef Dwight Stewart and find out the inside story on a chef at a titty bar, I was surprised to find the nicest chef in the world, who is just like any ot... More »

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The Men's Club of Houston

3303 Sage Houston, TX 77056

713-629-7900

Description

2009 | Best Strip Club

2006 | Best Strip Club

2004 | Best Strip Club

By Katharine Shilcutt | Thu, April 07, 2011

By Katharine Shilcutt | Wed, April 6, 2011

By Jason Kerr | Fri, April 1, 2011

By Jason Kerr | Thu, March 31, 2011

By Jason Kerr | Thu, March 31, 2011