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3303 Sage Houston, TX 77056

713-629-7900 

http://www.mensclub.com  

3303 Sage Houston TX 77056

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  • American, Buffet
    Sun 6pm-2pm, Tue-Thu 11am-2pm, Fri 11am-4am, Sat 6pm-4am
    $$$ $$, $$$
  • All Major Credit Cards
    Patio/Sidewalk Dining, Private Party
    Dinner, Late Night, Lunch
  • Full bar
    Not Accepted
    Lot Available, Valet
Description

You don't go to the Men's Club for cheap drinks; you go for the cheap food (and the girls, of course). Avoid the greasy buffets and order from the menu, where the food is of slightly better quality. Couples' night on Saturdays gets you two appetizers, two entrées and a dessert for only $25, and a decent pub-style burger is only $9 with a huge mound of fries on the side. Tuesdays, the entire menu is half-price all day. For drinks, stick with bottled beer.








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  • Health Department Roundup: Two Very Different Clubs, and More

    Health Department Roundup: Two Very Different Clubs, and More

    The Houston Club and the Plaza Club, two private social organizations, announced earlier this year that they planned to merge, maintaining the Houston Club name but moving to the old Plaza club locati... More »

  • Hungry Eyes

    Hungry Eyes

    As we sat at a table waiting for our food at The Men's Club of Houston, my friend Glenn told me a story about a trip to a Houston BYOB strip club and a dancer named Dimension X, who "flapped her pussy" in his face while giving him a lap dance.... More »

  • Why Would We Review The Men\'s Club? This Is Why

    Why Would We Review The Men's Club? This Is Why

    This week's cafe review of The Men's Club was only posted an hour ago, and the angry emails are already rolling in. I guess that's to be expected. And in response to each email and each question of "... More »

  • Chef Chat, Part 3: Dwight Stewart of The Men\'s Club

    Chef Chat, Part 3: Dwight Stewart of The Men's Club

    I was standing poolside at The Men's Club talking to a cocktail waitress I used to date while the chef I was interviewing (see the rest of our conversation here and here) was inside checking on some V... More »

  • Chef Chat, Part 2: Dwight Stewart of the Men\'s Club

    Chef Chat, Part 2: Dwight Stewart of the Men's Club

    When I walked into The Men's Club to interview Chef Dwight Stewart and find out the inside story on a chef at a titty bar, I was surprised to find the nicest chef in the world, who is just like any ot... More »

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  • 2009 | Best Strip Club

    The strippers at The Men's Club are about as sexy as can be desired. But forget about them and head to the amazing all-you-can-eat lunch buffet -- for just the $12 cover, it might be the best dining deal in town. A guy in a chef's hat doles out choice cuts of prime rib; another makes stir-fries to order. Gourmet takes on everything from chicken and salmon to jambalaya and enchiladas fill the many silver platters; there's also a salad bar and killer desserts. Like the food, the venue... More »

  • 2006 | Best Strip Club

    You might think all strip clubs are the same: Naked women shaking their asses to "pay for school"; cheesy 50-year-old men paying a girl their daughter's age to spend five minutes pretending they're interested in them; and some DJ named Rick playing a ten-year-old Limp Bizkit song for Sinammon's upside-down routine. But you'd be wrong. The discerning voyeur needs to keep in mind the kind of promotions each strip club offers. At The Men's Club, there's always something going on. Do you like... More »

  • 2004 | Best Strip Club

    The Men's Club You can go to any club and get rejected by that sweaty college girl with the limp hair in her eyes. You know the routine: The drinks will make you broke and the DJ will play techno that was old last year. So why not try a club where no girl will reject you for a dance and there's also a killer late-night breakfast buffet? As for the techno, that will be replaced by even older and lamer Lynyrd Skynyrd, but if you're in a place like this and you're actually listening to the... More »

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