The Erotic Bakery

• Cuisine(s): Bakeries
  Hours: Mon-Sat 10am-7pm
  Price: $
• Payment Types: MasterCard, Visa, cash
  Features: Takeout, Wheelchair Accessible
  Serving: Snacks
• Alcohol: None
  Reservations: Not Accepted
  Parking: Street

Description

Say it with a vagina! Order customized cakes to celebrate your favorite part, pal, position, or proclivity. Wallingford's landmark Erotic Bakery (2323 N 45th, 545-6969) has been creating edible nasty bits since 1986 and has long outlived would-be neighborhood censors. Owner Richard Prado serves our city's prurient pastry needs by sculpting florid freehand penii in attentive marzipan; homologous female parts in gynecological pinks with butter-cream pubes and sweet gelatinous spuz. The gift shop is like Archie McPhee without the V-chip, with romantic love staples like penile pencil erasers, body dessert toppings, candy underpants, and bi-gendered butt-cheek wrapping paper.