The Elvis Show 

The self-proclaimed “greatest Elvis impersonator in Fullerton, Brea and Whittier,” Kirk Wall knows how to rock a white, sequined jumpsuit like nobody’s business (notice how no one ever mimics the sexy, surfing Elvis of the ’50s? It’s always the fat, tacky Elvis with the cape from the ’70s). His Wednesday-night act is part comedy, part belting out classics such as “Jailhouse Rock” and “Blue Suede Shoes”--and all kitschy, nostalgic fun. Bonus: In keeping with Vegas tradition, the Elvis Show comes with $1.99 shrimp-cocktail specials. It ain’t fried peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches, but we’re sure the King would’ve loved it anyway. — By Erin DeWitt

Price: Free