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5760 Seminole Way Hollywood, FL 33314

954-556-7430 

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  • Mexican
    $$$
    All Major Credit Cards, cash
  • Casual
    Smoking, Patio/Sidewalk Dining, Takeout, Wheelchair Accessible
    Brunch, Dinner, Late Night, Lunch
  • Full bar
    Accepted
    Garage, Lot Available
Description

You may not want to return to the scene of the crime that involved a bucket's worth of Coronas and one too many rides on a mechanical bull, but if you can brave it, you'll be rewarded with a standout weekend brunch of Mexican fare that far surpasses the basic huevos rancheros. Try a plateful of salsa-covered scrambled eggs atop grilled corn masa and spicy Mexican home fries. Or the Sopes Distrito Federal or Pambazos Poblanos sandwich made with Puebla classic bread, scrambled eggs, chorizo, poblano salsa, refried beans, lettuce, and cheese. Brunch isn't the only time of the day worthy of a visit -- lunch, happy hour, dinner, and late-night snack time are perfectly acceptable options.







  • DJ

    DJ

    Every Thu., Fri., Sat., Sun.

  • Mechanical Bull

    Mechanical Bull  Recommended

    Every Wed., Thu., Fri., Sat., Sun.

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  • Happy Hour

    Happy Hour

    5:00 p.m. - 7:00 p.m. every Fri., Sat.

  • 2007 | Best Bar Sport

    In the real rodeo, the bull tries to throw its cowboy. The mechanical bull at Tequila Ranch invites another kind of adversary: young women, provocatively dressed. And the mechanical bull is more about finesse than brute force. It doesn't buck so much as gyrate. And shimmy. Doing it, sometimes, in sync with a 50 Cent ditty. This brings prurient thrills to the mostly male gallery, which roars lustily at the bull's dogged efforts to dislodge a titty from a stubborn blouse. Or how the bull can... More »

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  • Tequila Ranch

    Tequila Ranch

    | Thu, June 26, 2008

    On weekends, after the dinner crowd goes home to sleep off the food coma, Tequila Ranch gets clubby. The tables are pushed away, and the dance floor emerges. It wraps around Tequila Ranch's most popular attraction, the mechanical bull. And there I... More »

  • Load of Bull

    Load of Bull

    | Thu, November 22, 2007

    A lot of people congregate at Tequila Ranch, the massive Mexican restaurant at Seminole Paradise, but they're not flocking there for the guacamole and chips. TR is so relentlessly crowded — no, they don't take reservations; yes, they hand you a b... More »

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  • Lindsey220
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    Lindsey220 | Fort Lauderdale, FL | 375 Reviews

    | Wed, February 24, 2010

    It is fun to watch drunk people ride the bull :)

  • iycegoddess
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    iycegoddess | Unknown, FL | 7 Reviews

    | Tue, August 11, 2009

    I have eaten here, and advise that you don't. If you really want to go here, stick to the alcohol, bull riding, and appetizers if you must eat!!!

  • jermainew
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    jermainew | coral springs, FL | 1 Reviews

    | Fri, November 27, 2009

    love the music. love the women BULL RIDING!

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Dinner Menu
The Beginning
$9.00
Guacamole Preparado Fresco En Su Mesa
 
A Tequila Ranch Specialty!
freshly made guacamole with avocado, jalapenos, tomatoes, onions, salt and cilantro prepared tableside.
$10.00
Chilled Shrimp Mexicano
marinated and sauteed shrimp tossed with fresh lime juice, olive oil , cilantro, jalapenos , sweet red onions and peppers. served on a crispy flour tortilla shell.
$6.00
Sopa De Tortilla
creamy soup with grilled chicken and roasted poblano peppers topped with shredded cheese, sour cream and tortilla strips
$10.00
Tomato - Queso Blanco Salad
vine ripe tomatoes, creamy queso blanco cheese and fresh avocado drizzled with chipotle vinaigrette.
$9.00
Add Chicken Or Wild Mushrooms $3.00
Steak $5.00
Fajita Salad
mixed greens, roasted corn salsa, monterey jack and cheddar cheeses, grape tomatoes tossed with spicy cilantro ranch, finished with peppers and onions.
$8.00
Add Chicken $3.00
Add Steak $5.00
Ensalada De La Casa
mixed field greens, cherry tomatoes, sweet red onions and cucumbers dressed in mild chipotle vinaigrette topped with queso fresco.
$9.00
Habanero Bbq Ribs
succulent pieces of slow cooked ribs glazed with habanero barbeque sauce served with spicy cabbage slaw.
$10.00
Empanadas De Pollo
four crispy corn empanadas filled with seasoned roasted salsa chicken, cilantro, and cheese with chipotle lime sauce and fruit salsa.
$9.00
Santa Fe Spring Rolls
crispy tortillas filled with chicken, black beans, roasted corn, jack cheese and spices served with avocado cream sauce.
$12.00
Tequila Ranch Sampler
santa fe spring roll, chicken empanadas and a mini chicken quesadilla served with sour cream, avocado cream sauce and chipotle lime dressing.
$7.00
Add Chicken Or Wild Mushrooms $2.00
Add Steak $3.00
Three Cheese Quesadilla
grilled flour tortilla filled with monterey jack, chihuahua and cheddar cheese, roasted poblano. served with sour cream and black bean salsa.
The Experience
$10.00
Add Chicken $7.00
Add Steak $9.00
Add Garlic Lime Shrimp $9.00
Add Portobello $5.00
Vegetable Fajitas
served with warm flour tortillas, sour cream, pico de gallo and shredded cheddar jack cheese.
$18.00
Tequila Chicken
char broiled chicken breast marinated in fresh garlic, cilantro, lime, olive oil and tequila. served with garlic buttered broccoli and laced with wild mushroom tequila cream sauce or classic mojo. topped with roasted corn salsa
$25.00
Churrasco
char broiled skirt steak marinated in olive oil, fresh rosemary, thyme, and garlic served with garlic buttered broccoli, chipotle mashed potatoes and chimichurri sauce.
$26.00
Grilled Ribeye Steak
this juicy grilled ribeye is a 14oz. cut from the eye of the rib, topped with chipotle-blue cheese. served with mexican style creamed corn and chili-garlic roasted potatoes.
$22.00
Seafood Paella
mussels, clams, scallops, shrimp, chorizo and baby green peas in a saffron flavored rice laced with garlic aioli. served in authentic paella pans.
$18.00
Chicken And Chorizo
$19.00
Flat Iron Steak
this tender piece of steak is marinated and char broiled to perfection! served with chipotle mashed potatoes and roasted poblano creamed corn.
$19.00
Grilled Mahi
mahi marinated and lightly blackened, grilled and basted with olive oil, vermouth and cilantro served with garlic buttered broccoli topped with fresh grilled pineapple salsa.
$21.00
Honey- Chipotle Pork Tenderloin
14 ounces of fresh pork tenderloin glazed with sweet clover honey and smoky chipotle with red chili-garlic roasted potatoes and fried plantains.
The Journey - Enchiladas
$16.00
Carne Adobo
flour tortillas filled with seasoned slow roasted shredded beef, topped with guajillo chile sauce and melted jack cheddar cheese. served with house rice.
$14.00
Pollo
flour tortillas filled with marinated seasoned pulled chicken topped with a guajillo chile sauce and melted jack cheddar cheese. served with house rice.
The Journey - Tacos
$14.00
Baja Style
fresh mahi marinated in a delicate lime sauce and grilled. served in soft grilled corn tortillas topped with fresh avocado pico de gallo, queso fresco and salsa verde. served with house rice
$15.00
Carne Asada
slow roasted pulled steak served in soft corn tortillas, shredded lettuce, pico de gallo, chihuahua and cheddar cheese. served with chile lime sauce and a side of house rice.
$13.00
Pollo
seasoned and grilled fresh salsa chicken breast sliced and served in soft corn tortillas with shredded lettuce, pico de gallo, chihuahua and cheddar cheese. served with chile lime sauce and a side of house rice.
Side Items
$4.00
House Salad
$4.00
French Fries
$4.00
House Rice
$4.00
Refried Beans
$4.00
Fried Plantains
$4.00
Garlic- Chili Roasted Potatoes
$4.00
Chipotle Mashed Potatoes
$4.00
Steamed Broccoli In Garlic Butter
$4.00
Roasted Poblano Creamed Corn
The Happy Ending
$9.00
Strawberry Churros
mexican version of strawberry shortcake warm cinnamon sugar dusted churros topped with strawberries and lightly sweet homemade vanilla
$7.00
Flan De Coco
creamy homemade flan
$7.00
Churros
a fried pastry dough dipped in cinnamon & sugar. served with vanilla ice cream.
$7.00
Cajeta
mexican version of everyone’s favorite crème brûlée
$8.00
Dulce De Leche Cheesecake
rich creamy white chocolate cheesecake layered with rich pockets of caramel on crunchy crust
$8.00
Chocolate Molten Cake
moist chocolate cake filled with a creamy chocolate center. served warm with vanilla ice cream.
$7.00
Fried Banana Cheesecake
laced with a sweet raspberry sauce.
$4.00
Espresso
$5.00
Cappuccino
$5.00
Latte
Dessert
$7.00
Flan De Coco
creamy homemade flan topped with toasted coconut!
$7.00
Churros
a spanish delight! a fried pastry dough dipped in cinnamon & sugar served with vanilla ice cream.
$7.00
Cajeta
exican version of everyone's favorite creme brule .
$7.00
Mango Guava Cheesecake
rich creamy cheesecake layered with fresh mango & guava topped with toasted almonds.
$8.00
Chocolate Grande Marnier Cake
moist chocolate cake laced with grand marnier
$7.00
Fried Banana Cheesecake
served with a sweet raspberry sauce.
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