Description
If you are feeling like you have lost muscle tone, start shelling out for flimsy furniture at Surprise, Surprise. Haul it home, work to assemble it, and use it in the intended way. (If it's a chair, sit in it.) Then, the furniture will start barking at you like some sort of crazy physical trainer: "Surprise! I'm broken! Won't you transport me back from whence I came to replace me with another snazzy furniture item that will also malfunction?" (Sixth-floor walk-up apartment not included, but highly recommended.)
