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6017 Airport Way S. Seattle, WA 98108

206-762-4777

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Seattle Weekly
Recommended
Best Cheap Thrill
Award Winner 2011

Cuisine(s): Bar Food

Hours: Mon-Fri 11am-2am, Sat 10am-2am, Sun 10am-3pm

Price: $
Payment Types: All Major Credit Cards

Features: Patio/Sidewalk Dining, Takeout, Wheelchair Accessible, Fireplace

Serving: Dinner, Late Night, Lunch
Alcohol: Full bar

Reservations: Not Accepted

Parking: Street

Description

The sandwiches, soups, and salads here deserve your full consideration. The gringa, with pulled pork, lime, and mayo generously slathered on a pillowy roll, is as dependable as the Reuben, sturdy and slightly sloppy with sauerkraut. Everything on the menu can be easily transformed into vegetarian fare at no extra cost with a substitution of grain-based Field Roast. Daily soups are inventive twists on old favorites, and the homemade salads-tuna, potato, and egg-are available as a trio sampler.

2011 | Best Cheap Thrill

In Mike Myers' and Dana Carvey's 1992 seminal slacker film Wayne's World, the two financially challenged protagonists get their kicks in all sorts of ways. Perhaps the most memorable diversion Wayne and Garth partake of is sitting on the roof of their AMC Pacer near the airport and watching airplanes scream toward a landing a few dozen feet above their heads. So what better way to find a cheap thrill in Seattle (a city world-famous for its jets) than to recreate that famous scene But rat... More »
2007 | Best Edible Culture Shock

Egg nachos. An idea so simple, I can't believe I've never made it, seen it, or even dreamt of it. Smarty Pants delivers a consistently respectable and predominantly savory brunch every weekend, loaded with trusted American staples like hash, biscuits and gravy, and Benedicts, but the Huevos Panteros is Tijuana heaven, combining a little night before with some morning after. Scrambled eggs, cheese, sour cream, and salsa over corn chips, it's junk-Mex at its best, served with the city's... More »

You'd Be a Fool to Forgo Brunch at Smarty Pants

By Ma'Chell Duma LaVassar | Fri, April 20, 2012

Smarty Pants 6017 Airport Way S., 762-4777 Hours: Saturday & Sunday 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Uptown, Downtown, or Down Home: Down Home meets Downtown. A mix of country cooking and a cool, unpretentious staff... More »
Sons of Anarchy and Smarty Pants Are Gruff, But Filling

By A.J. Tigner | Tue, September 6, 2011

Seattle introverts and extroverts alike are at a pretty universally satisfying part of summer right now: Seattle is getting the last of its legitimately warm summer days as well as the first of its l... More »
Smarty Pants is Run By Drinkers For Drinkers

By Mike Seely | Wed, May 07, 2008

Apothecary: Smarty Pants, 6017 Airport Way S., 762-4777, smartypantsseattle.com. GEORGETOWN Time of entry: Saturday, 10:30 a.m. Level of hangover (1–10 scale, with 10 being a paralyzing head-thumper): 8. My companion and I got destroyed watching... More »
Smarty Pants

By Mike Seely | Wed, March 28, 2007

The happy hour menu at Smarty Pants is about as uncreative as a happy hour menu can get: $3 wells, $1.50 domestics—with Pabst being the only domestic. And that's it. At first glance, this sort of simplicity is fitting. Situated at the end of blue-... More »
South End Sandwiches

By Laura Cassidy | Wed, August 04, 2004

A GREAT SANDWICH SHOP IS not a thing to be taken lightly, particularly when the great sandwich shop also has a full bar. When that great sandwich shop with a full bar serves great sandwiches well past lunchtime and into the hours of night when eat... More »

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dani191241 | Seattle, WA | 9 Reviews

| Thu, September 24, 2009

The sandwiches rock and the outside patio seals the deal...I love Smartypants!
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Trevor Gibson | Seattle, WA | 2 Reviews

| Sun, June 27, 2010

Great patio with a cool fire pit
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kirkh | Seattle, WA | 11 Reviews

| Tue, June 15, 2010

Truly a Georgetown gem, they kick out big ass tasty sandwiches e'rryday. If you had to start with one, get the Troublemaker, but The Gringa is a solid choice too. If you're really ambitious they serve breakfast until 2pm. Yup, breakfast at Smarty Pants is a great idea.

Main Menu

Appetizers

$4.00

Chips & Salsa
need we say anything more? we make our salsa fresh daily!

$7.75

Quesadilla
salsa, cheese, sour cream, jalapenos the works! add chicken, turkey, roast beef, ham, bacon, pork or chili.

$7.00

Hummus Plate
fresh homemade hummus, pita bread, cucumber, tomato, pepperoncini and red onion.

$8.25

Salad Trio
a scoop of each of our potato, egg and tuna salads with grilled sourdough. served on a bed of lettuce.

$7.50
Add Chicken, Pork, Or Field Roast $2.50

Nachos
a healthy portion of corn chips topped with out three cheese blend, black olives, sour cream, salsa and avocado spread.

Soups

$7.25

Frito Pie
a meal sized serving of our chili served on a bed of fritos. topped with onion, cheddar cheese, jalapenos and sour cream.

Cup $4.00
Bowl $5.25

Veggie Or Meat Chili
served with green onions and grated cheddar cheese.

Cup $3.50
Bowl $4.75

Soup

Greens
Dressing: Blue Cheese, 1000 Island, Italian, Honey Mustard, Caesar.

$9.00

Taco Salad
mixed greens tossed with our zesty dressing, served on a bed of corn chips. topped with chicken, cheddar cheese, sour cream, avocado spread, salsa and black olives.

$6.00

Garden Salad
mixed greens with red cabbage, carrot, tomato, cucumber and croutons. tossed in the dressing of your choice.

$8.25

The Chopper
mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. topped with chicken and bacon.

$8.25

Chef's Salad
mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. topped with ham or turkey, swiss and cheddar cheese and hard-boiled egg.

$8.25

Chicken Caesar
mixed greens tossed with parmesan cheese, chicken, garlic, croutons and our zesty cesar dressing.

Sandwiches
All Sandwiches Come With Your Choice Of: Potato Salad, Chips And Salsa Or Slaw. Sub Green Salad $2.00 Or Chili &2.75.

$9.25

Lil'brat
with turkey, corned beef, or field roast. a classic reuben with your choice of meat sliced thin, topped with kraut, swiss cheese and classic sauce. grilled to perfection on marble rye.

$8.00

Deluxe Grilled Cheese
avocado spread, monterey jack and cheddar cheeses, red onion and tomato. grilled on sourdough.

$9.00

Flipper
our house made tuna salad with mayo, tomato and cheddar cheese. grilled to perfection on sourdough.

$9.25

Troublemaker
sliced chicken breast, grilled with onion, monterey jack cheese, and bacon. served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato and spicy sauce.

$9.25

Firecracker
thinly sliced turkey breast grilled with swiss cheese. served on toasted french roll with lettuce, onion, tomato, and mayo.

$9.25

Ms. Piggy
slow roasted succulent pork, and grilled onions toped with slaw, monterey jack cheese and our award winning sauce. served with on a toasted french roll.

$9.25

Scamp
lean ham grilled with swiss cheese. served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato, mayo and onion.

$9.25

Lil'philly
rich roast beef or chicken breast, grilled with onions, peppers and swiss cheese. served on a toasted french roll with our horseradish sauce.

$9.25

Chickenhawk
sliced chicken breast grilled with bbq sauce then topped with monterey jack cheese, red onion and bacon.

$9.25

Turkey And Avocado
grilled turkey with our avocado spread, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo. served on a toasted french roll.

$9.25

Roast Beef
thinly sliced roast beef served cold with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, and onion. all on a toasted french roll with horseradish sauce.

$8.00

Egg Salad
smarty pants very own egg salad piled high, topped with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. served on a toasted french roll.

$8.00
W/field Roast $9.25

Veggie Sub
a toasted french roll envelopes all your favorite veggies! lettuce, tomato, avocado spread, onion, monterey jack cheese and hummus.

$9.25

B.e.l.t
an american classic. bacon, lettuce and tomato topped with sliced hard-boiled egg. served on toasted sourdough with mayo.

$9.25

Gringa
our succulent pork topped with fresh lime juice, lettuce and tomato. put to bed on a grilled french roll with mayo.

$9.25

Pit Boss
savory ham, smoked bacon and swiss cheese topped with a tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato and pepperoncini. served on a toasted french roll with mayo.

Add Cheese For $1.00

Chicago Italian Beef
thinly sliced, perfectly seasoned house roasted beef served on italian and topped with sweet peppers and giardiniera and dipped.

$9.25

Club Pants
turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato and cheddar piled high on three slices of toasted sourdough with mayo and avocado spread. ed’s favorite.

Specialties

$7.95

Monte Cristo
turkey, ham and american/swiss cheese on french toast. served with hash browns.

$7.95

Tex Hex
a bed of chili topped with three scrambled eggs, cheese, sour cream and jalapenos. served with hash browns and toast.

$7.95

Biscuits And Gravy
served with two eggs and hash browns.

$7.95

Corned Beef Hash
homemade with garlic, onions and green peppers. served with 2 eggs, hash browns and toast.

$6.95

Huevos Panteros
scrambled eggs with corn tortilla chips, cheese and salsa. topped with sour cream and green onions. served with hash browns.

$6.95

Breakfast Burrito
a flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, cheese and salsa. topped with sour cream and green onions. served with hash browns.

$8.25

Eggs Benedict
split english muffin topped with ham, poached eggs and hollandaise. served with hash browns.

$7.95

Troublemaker Pileup
chicken grilled with onions and topped with monterey jack cheese and bacon. served over a pile of scrambled eggs and hash browns. served with a side of troublemaker sauce.

$5.95

Eggs In A Basket
a classic! two eggs fried in the center of toast. served with hash browns and beans.

$7.95

The Hustler
rich, creamy and smooth. two poached eggs, ham and hollandaise put to bed on a toasted french roll.

Sides

$1.50

Egg

$1.50

Toast

$2.50

Bacon

$2.50

Ham

$2.50

Link Sausage

$1.50

Avocado

$2.50

Beans

$1.50

Sour Cream

$2.50

Hash Browns

$3.00

Morning Star Sausage

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Smarty Pants

6017 Airport Way S. Seattle, WA 98108

206-762-4777

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2011 | Best Cheap Thrill

2007 | Best Edible Culture Shock

You'd Be a Fool to Forgo Brunch at Smarty Pants

By Ma'Chell Duma LaVassar | Fri, April 20, 2012

Sons of Anarchy and Smarty Pants Are Gruff, But Filling

By A.J. Tigner | Tue, September 6, 2011

Smarty Pants is Run By Drinkers For Drinkers

By Mike Seely | Wed, May 07, 2008

Smarty Pants

By Mike Seely | Wed, March 28, 2007

South End Sandwiches

By Laura Cassidy | Wed, August 04, 2004

dani191241 | Seattle, WA | 9 Reviews

Trevor Gibson | Seattle, WA | 2 Reviews

kirkh | Seattle, WA | 11 Reviews