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The sandwiches, soups, and salads here deserve your full consideration. The gringa, with pulled pork, lime, and mayo generously slathered on a pillowy roll, is as dependable as the Reuben, sturdy and slightly sloppy with sauerkraut. Everything on the menu can be easily transformed into vegetarian fare at no extra cost with a substitution of grain-based Field Roast. Daily soups are inventive twists on old favorites, and the homemade salads—tuna, potato, and egg—are available as a trio sampler.

Cuisine(s): Bar Food

Hours: Mon-Fri 11am-2am, Sat 10am-2am, Sun 10am-3pm

Price: $
Payment Types: All Major Credit Cards

Features: Patio/Sidewalk Dining, Takeout, Wheelchair Accessible, Fireplace

Serving: Dinner, Late Night, Lunch
Alcohol: Full bar

Reservations: Not Accepted

Parking: Street

2011 | Best Cheap Thrill

In Mike Myers� and Dana Carvey�s 1992 seminal slacker film Wayne�s World, the two financially challenged protagonists get their kicks in all sorts of ways. Perhaps the most memorable diversion Wayne and Garth partake of is sitting on the roof... More >
2007 | Best Edible Culture Shock

Egg nachos. An idea so simple, I can't believe I've never made it, seen it, or even dreamt of it. Smarty Pants delivers a consistently respectable and predominantly savory brunch every weekend, loaded with trusted American staples like hash,... More >

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Sons of Anarchy and Smarty Pants Are Gruff, But Filling

By A.J. Tigner | Tue, September 6, 2011

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Smarty Pants is Run By Drinkers For Drinkers

By Mike Seely | Wed, May 07, 2008

Apothecary: Smarty Pants, 6017 Airport Way S., 762-4777, smartypantsseattle.com. GEORGETOWN Time of entry: Saturday, 10:30 a.m. Level of hangover (1–10 scale, with 10 being a paralyzing head-thumper): 8. My companion and I got destroyed watching... More >
Smarty Pants

By Mike Seely | Wed, March 28, 2007

The happy hour menu at Smarty Pants is about as uncreative as a happy hour menu can get: $3 wells, $1.50 domestics—with Pabst being the only domestic. And that's it. At first glance, this sort of simplicity is fitting. Situated at the end of blue-... More >
South End Sandwiches

By Laura Cassidy | Wed, August 04, 2004

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Trevor Gibson

| Sun, June 27, 2010

Great patio with a cool fire pit

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kirkh

| Tue, June 15, 2010

Truly a Georgetown gem, they kick out big ass tasty sandwiches e'rryday. If you had to start with one, get the Troublemaker, but The Gringa is a solid choice too. If you're really ambitious they serve breakfast until 2pm. Yup, breakfast at Smarty Pants is a great idea.

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dani191241

| Thu, September 24, 2009

The sandwiches rock and the outside patio seals the deal...I love Smartypants!

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Main Menu

Appetizers

$4.00

Chips & Salsa
need we say anything more? we make our salsa fresh daily!

$7.75

Quesadilla
salsa, cheese, sour cream, jalapenos the works! add chicken, turkey, roast beef, ham, bacon, pork or chili.

$7.00

Hummus Plate
fresh homemade hummus, pita bread, cucumber, tomato, pepperoncini and red onion.

$8.25

Salad Trio
a scoop of each of our potato, egg and tuna salads with grilled sourdough. served on a bed of lettuce.

$7.50
Add Chicken, Pork, Or Field Roast $2.50

Nachos
a healthy portion of corn chips topped with out three cheese blend, black olives, sour cream, salsa and avocado spread.

Soups

$7.25

Frito Pie
a meal sized serving of our chili served on a bed of fritos. topped with onion, cheddar cheese, jalapenos and sour cream.

Cup $4.00
Bowl $5.25

Veggie Or Meat Chili
served with green onions and grated cheddar cheese.

Cup $3.50
Bowl $4.75

Soup

Greens
Dressing: Blue Cheese, 1000 Island, Italian, Honey Mustard, Caesar.

$9.00

Taco Salad
mixed greens tossed with our zesty dressing, served on a bed of corn chips. topped with chicken, cheddar cheese, sour cream, avocado spread, salsa and black olives.

$6.00

Garden Salad
mixed greens with red cabbage, carrot, tomato, cucumber and croutons. tossed in the dressing of your choice.

$8.25

The Chopper
mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. topped with chicken and bacon.

$8.25

Chef's Salad
mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. topped with ham or turkey, swiss and cheddar cheese and hard-boiled egg.

$8.25

Chicken Caesar
mixed greens tossed with parmesan cheese, chicken, garlic, croutons and our zesty cesar dressing.

Sandwiches
All Sandwiches Come With Your Choice Of: Potato Salad, Chips And Salsa Or Slaw. Sub Green Salad $2.00 Or Chili &2.75.

$9.25

Lil'brat
with turkey, corned beef, or field roast. a classic reuben with your choice of meat sliced thin, topped with kraut, swiss cheese and classic sauce. grilled to perfection on marble rye.

$8.00

Deluxe Grilled Cheese
avocado spread, monterey jack and cheddar cheeses, red onion and tomato. grilled on sourdough.

$9.00

Flipper
our house made tuna salad with mayo, tomato and cheddar cheese. grilled to perfection on sourdough.

$9.25

Troublemaker
sliced chicken breast, grilled with onion, monterey jack cheese, and bacon. served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato and spicy sauce.

$9.25

Firecracker
thinly sliced turkey breast grilled with swiss cheese. served on toasted french roll with lettuce, onion, tomato, and mayo.

$9.25

Ms. Piggy
slow roasted succulent pork, and grilled onions toped with slaw, monterey jack cheese and our award winning sauce. served with on a toasted french roll.

$9.25

Scamp
lean ham grilled with swiss cheese. served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato, mayo and onion.

$9.25

Lil'philly
rich roast beef or chicken breast, grilled with onions, peppers and swiss cheese. served on a toasted french roll with our horseradish sauce.

$9.25

Chickenhawk
sliced chicken breast grilled with bbq sauce then topped with monterey jack cheese, red onion and bacon.

$9.25

Turkey And Avocado
grilled turkey with our avocado spread, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo. served on a toasted french roll.

$9.25

Roast Beef
thinly sliced roast beef served cold with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, and onion. all on a toasted french roll with horseradish sauce.

$8.00

Egg Salad
smarty pants very own egg salad piled high, topped with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. served on a toasted french roll.

$8.00
W/field Roast $9.25

Veggie Sub
a toasted french roll envelopes all your favorite veggies! lettuce, tomato, avocado spread, onion, monterey jack cheese and hummus.

$9.25

B.e.l.t
an american classic. bacon, lettuce and tomato topped with sliced hard-boiled egg. served on toasted sourdough with mayo.

$9.25

Gringa
our succulent pork topped with fresh lime juice, lettuce and tomato. put to bed on a grilled french roll with mayo.

$9.25

Pit Boss
savory ham, smoked bacon and swiss cheese topped with a tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato and pepperoncini. served on a toasted french roll with mayo.

Add Cheese For $1.00

Chicago Italian Beef
thinly sliced, perfectly seasoned house roasted beef served on italian and topped with sweet peppers and giardiniera and dipped.

$9.25

Club Pants
turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato and cheddar piled high on three slices of toasted sourdough with mayo and avocado spread. ed’s favorite.

Specialties

$7.95

Monte Cristo
turkey, ham and american/swiss cheese on french toast. served with hash browns.

$7.95

Tex Hex
a bed of chili topped with three scrambled eggs, cheese, sour cream and jalapenos. served with hash browns and toast.

$7.95

Biscuits And Gravy
served with two eggs and hash browns.

$7.95

Corned Beef Hash
homemade with garlic, onions and green peppers. served with 2 eggs, hash browns and toast.

$6.95

Huevos Panteros
scrambled eggs with corn tortilla chips, cheese and salsa. topped with sour cream and green onions. served with hash browns.

$6.95

Breakfast Burrito
a flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, cheese and salsa. topped with sour cream and green onions. served with hash browns.

$8.25

Eggs Benedict
split english muffin topped with ham, poached eggs and hollandaise. served with hash browns.

$7.95

Troublemaker Pileup
chicken grilled with onions and topped with monterey jack cheese and bacon. served over a pile of scrambled eggs and hash browns. served with a side of troublemaker sauce.

$5.95

Eggs In A Basket
a classic! two eggs fried in the center of toast. served with hash browns and beans.

$7.95

The Hustler
rich, creamy and smooth. two poached eggs, ham and hollandaise put to bed on a toasted french roll.

Sides

$1.50

Egg

$1.50

Toast

$2.50

Bacon

$2.50

Ham

$2.50

Link Sausage

$1.50

Avocado

$2.50

Beans

$1.50

Sour Cream

$2.50

Hash Browns

$3.00

Morning Star Sausage

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Seattle, WA 98108

206-762-4777 | Website

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Looking for another city?

Smarty Pants

6017 Airport Way S. Seattle, WA 98108

206-762-4777 | Website

More Georgetown Bar Food Restaurants >

2011 | Best Cheap Thrill

2007 | Best Edible Culture Shock

Seattle Weekly Reviews and News

By A.J. Tigner | Tue, September 6, 2011

By Mike Seely | Wed, May 07, 2008

By Mike Seely | Wed, March 28, 2007

By Laura Cassidy | Wed, August 04, 2004

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6017 Airport Way S.
Seattle, WA 98108

User Reviews

3 User reviews