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This welcome addition to Miami's slim roster of German restaurants is a small place, but it serves up anything diners need: 10 imported beers (four on tap), substantial but not (generally) overly heavy food, over-the-top décor that makes it seem like Christmas year-round, and the kind of warm, personal welcome that truly defines the difference between a great neighborhood restaurant experience and just another bite out. Not surprising given the place's name, schnitzels are especially good here; the disks of tender meat, pounded thin and almost delicate, are available in not only many varieties but also the diner's choice of pork, chicken, or veal. Entrées come with veggies and starches, so no sides are necessary. Still, don't skip the potato pancakes, possibly Miami's best.
With Angela Merkel holding Europe's financial markets in her hands like an angry physician giving an unnecessarily rough testicular exam, it's easy to think of Germany as a sour and severe place where movies are still made in black-and-white and people scowl during orgasms. But nicht! Nicht, mein Freund. Germany loves you. It loves you so much that it sent its emissary, Alex Richter, to Miami many years ago to open his Royal Bavarian Schnitzel Haus. Step out of the summer heat and stroll... More »
During one of Germany's numerous bloody battles, an officer, hoping to boost the morale of his troops, announced that if they kicked the enemy's ass, he'd drink beer out of his boot. His troops soon emerged victorious, the battlefield lined with carcasses. While the dying enemy choked out its last breath, the officer raised his boot, filled it to the sweaty brim with beer, and drank as his men cheered. Germans still drink from boots -- they're really two-liter Stiefel glasses -- in... More »
The problem with Christmas, it has always seemed to me, is that once it's over people seem compelled to take down the decorations. Is it some leftover Puritan influence or what? Here we have all these festive, twinkling, low-wattage lights that... More »
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