Queer Dance Lessons 

By the time you read this, the election will be over: You'll know whether Proposition 8 was defeated or not. Since we're writing this from the other side of the past, we're going to pretend that IT WAS DEFEATED! Yay! This leaves you with only one major problem: You have too many gay weddings to go to, now and in the infinite future. Crucially, you feel that your dancing skills are not what they should be. Only one solution, here, people: Queer Dance Lessons! Every kind of dance, from Lindy Hop to Latin, gets its time on the floor. Today is swing, Charlston (very gay) and jitterbug. Get down on it. — By Hiya Swanhuyser

Price: $10-$35