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Don't be fooled by all of the White Center smuttiness surrounding Proletariat: inside it's an oasis of kid-friendliness. Their pizzas have a fucking awesome crust: it's thin, not too crackly, and foldable, with just the right amount of chew. The sauce is really fucking bland, but that's only a problem if you get the plain cheese. The pepperoni pie is good; it's not too greasy, and avoids the frequent orange oily puddle in the middle of it that shittier pizzas usually have. Despite my complaints, I'll go out on a limb and say that Proletariat Pizza is one of the better pies in West Seattle. If they could revamp the sauce and maybe get some PBR on tap and give the rug rats some Lorazepam, this place would be the working man's utopia envisioned by Karl Marx himself!
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