Porn to Be a Star

Big Wet Dreams

By S. Pajot

There are those lucky few born for the loftiest pursuits, such as the office of the president of the United States of America. Then there are others, even luckier, who were put on Earth to get their wee-wees and vajayjays wet in exchange for cash money. The rest of us just watch.

Now, if you're a future statesman, stay home and save your reputation. But if you belong to the wee-wee and vajayjay wetters, get lubed this Tuesday at Dream, when Porn to Be a Star drops its pants. Kicking off at 10 p.m., the whole thing's being described as a "fucking house party," but it's uncertain whether that's literal. So show up fully clothed and then go with the flow as DJs Dissmiss, Hugo M, and Icecold dish out the "foreplay" and Ron Luna drops "orgas-mix." As for the rest of us, we'll be there too. You know, just watching. Admission is free for women, and men pay a $20 cover.

Price: Free for women, $20 for men

The motto at this luxurious SoBe nightclub is "Reality is overrated." Past the velvet rope and suited doorman awaits a large room quaking with bass. DJs - who range from mainstream FM-radio prime-timers to members of the heaviest crews in the South - play house, hip-hop, and Top 40. Scantily clad women writhe on couches, bar-tops, and a stripper pole while champagne bottles stuffed with sparklers parade by. The famous often host events here, and athletes and celebrities come to party.

• Features: Dance Floor

• Entertainment: DJs