You think it's easy being someone's pet? Sure, you get a home and free food and lots of love, but it all comes at a price: the never-ending cuteness. It's hard work. You spend so much time practicing cute facial expressions, cute ways to cock your head and roll around on the floor, and cute strategies for getting out of performing degrading "tricks." Sometimes all you really want to do is kick back with a nice can of wet food (not kibble), loll on your side, let the drool flow freely and not... More »
