Trips to the bathroom would be boring without the possibility of running into one of our coke-sniffing co-workers doing a Lohan in one of the stalls. And these days, we don't crowd around the water cooler to talk about the latest episode of Heroes; we wanna see if the boss will be washing his little blue pill down with a paper cone of Zephyrhills. Good times. But if you're the subject of 9-to-5 tittle-tattle and yearn for a break from the blather, hit Segafredo Brickell for some Office Gossip that won't hurt.
Instead of who's sleeping with whom, the buzzing will be of the productive sort. After all, these people won't know about the time you showed up for work with a condom pasted to the back of your blazer. Each Tuesday beginning at 5 p.m., local professionals gather to mix and mingle while passing Post-Its containing naughty or nice messages. And if you get shot down, bury your face in discounted cocktails and hors d'oeuvres. Each week, the top 10 Office Gossip stories will appear on www.verestaurants.com/officegossip.