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Automatic Slims

Map & Directions 733 Washington St.
New York, NY 10014
  • Mon-Wed 5:30pm-2am, Thu-Sat 5:30pm-4am


Village Voice's Description

They twist, they turn, they wear the same Cosabella thong. Forget Hogs and Heifers up the street; Automatic Slims is far superior when it comes to the genuinely awkward momentaa girl with no rhythm, a Scoop halter, and a lady Tag straddles a bar top to stare fish-eyed at the drooling sea of collars and thick necks below her before realizing she's up there to shake her rump. Better still, within seconds her friends will invariably join her, leaving you, the casual viewer, with hours of free entertainment when the doves cry.

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  • Charles D. on 03/16/09

    Two locations: Memphis and NYC. It's like Joshua Tree and Martignetti's except fewer D-bags. Arrive before 10pm on weekends, unless the M:F ratio is less than 1:1

  • jonathan on 02/18/11

    Best bar in nyc for anyone under 30 and loves to drink and dance.

  • Paul K. on 07/17/09

    great bar! saying it is like the Joshau Tree is insulting!

  • Dan on 04/25/10

    So white it's blinding.

  • lauryn on 07/03/11

    The music is killer

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