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Seabrook's Neptune Subs sells sandwiches piled high with meat and cheese that's sliced daily and of much higher quality than you'd find at any chain. The old-timey ambiance and the friendly staff will make you feel at home. The hot and cold sandwiches are high-quality versions of favorites like meatball, turkey, tuna, cappicola and salami; baked potatoes, soups and selection of salads round out the menu. As a bonus for the nearly hairless, the balder you are, the cheaper you eat on the first Monday of each month.
Being bald sucks. The sun burns your scalp, women burn your phone number, co-workers burn holes in their sides laughing about how you look like Dr. Evil. And after 12 easy installments of $19.95, you will probably still be bald. But at least you won't be hungry. On the first Monday of every month, head to Neptune Subs, where the bald eat free. The bald owner, Vincent Schillaci, whose pate is immortalized in a painting on the wall, will charge you in inverse proportion to the population of... More »
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