Mission Cliffs Rock Climbing Center

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2007 | Best Indoor Rock Climbing

Always wanted to try rock climbing but feared grave injury Or are you a seasoned pro stuck in the city visiting your relatives when all you really want to be doing is perfecting your climbing and belaying skills Look no further than Mission Cliffs, a local climbing community fixture. For the novice, Mission Cliffs offers introductory belaying classes, where you'll learn all you need to know to start trying the beginner routes already laid out for you on the gym's handmade climbing walls.... More »
2004 | Best Alternative to Kinky Sex

Looking for new thrills that don't require Astroglide Try climbing huge plastic rock outcroppings! It's a lot like kinky sex -- you wear a cute little harness, stretch unknown muscles, and lose the ability to control bestial facial expressions. You can even talk dirty with all kinds of smutty-sounding climbing terms like "dogging," "slopper," and "smear." All these depraved pleasures can be had within the 14,000-square-foot cavern of Mission Cliffs. The 50-foot-high main wall might be a... More »

2007 | Best Indoor Rock Climbing