Loretta's

• Cuisine(s): Steakhouse
  Hours: Sun 10am-11pm, Mon-Thu 11am-12am, Fri 11am-2am, Sat 10am-2am
  Payment Types: MasterCard, Visa
• Features: Patio/Sidewalk Dining, Takeout
  Serving: Dinner, Lunch
  Alcohol: Full bar
• Reservations: Accepted, Not Necessary
  Parking: Street

Description

Loretta's is like Cheers if the bar from television were dropped from Boston into South Park, the clientele skewed decidedly more Rhea Perlman than Ted Danson, and the signature cocktail was called the Green River Killer. In other words, it's nothing like Cheers, but everyone does know your name. And if you're new, the friendly regulars will ask it. The food is stale burgers that were probably once frozen, the drink of choice is $2.50 Olys. But it's one of the friendliest bars in the city.