Life's a Drag 

New York's longest running female impersonator show hits South Florida like an uppercut (with a Birkin bag full of jock straps). Two showtimes: midnight and 1:30 a.m. Gary Santis brings you Babylon T from 5 to 11 p.m. Along with the crossdressing fun, catch in the biz deals -- if you bring your pay stub. Not ITB? Catch open bar 5-7 p.m. This shindig is hosted by Daisy D. If your in the mood for some that hip-hop, go next door to Rodman's Rehab where DJ GQ goes batshit on the ones-and-twos.

Check out the goods at VooDoo every Sunday at Midnight -- which I guess makes it technically Monday. Whatever. Call 954-522-0733 or go to voodooloungeflorida.com if you need to further inspect the goods. — By Bryan Falla