Leonard's Sports Shop

2009 | Best Way to Get Your Kicks

American football is for sissies. Sure, our meaty linebackers could probably take down the average tank or comfortably afford to buy one, but it's soccer--which the rest of the world calls football--that is the real tough guy's game. Its players are more athletic, and its owners more brutal--they've occasionally shot team members for poor performance--and its fans are way, way, way more hardcore. If you long to fashion yourself as just this sort of football hooligan, you... More »