Location, as they say, is everything. And Le Girls Cabaret’s plumb spot straddling the Tempe and Phoenix border illustrates this axiom. It’s in close proximity to the jockish alpha males of Arizona State University, hipsters from downtown Tempe, tourists flying through Sky Harbor, and Hispanic from East Phoenix barrios. In other words, the same sort of cats you’d find rubbing elbows and popping bottles inside Le Girls neon and velvet-heavy on an average weekend night. What unites ‘em? A common love for watching model-quality women– who could be walking runways in haute couture instead of catwalks -- simulate the most intimate of acts for on stage and in laps, and probably later in some tempestuous fantasies. Le Cabaret’s popular “Four for $20” deals also provides them more holla for their dollars, as an Alexander Hamilton gets an epic lap-dance lasting for a quartet of songs, instead of the usual two-and-out at other clubs. Plus, there’s a free tee shirt to be, which comes in handy in case when wiping the sweat from brows.
A veritable seraglio of heterosexual sin that could turn one of those altar-boy-caressin' Father Feelgoods in the Catholic Church into a red-meat-eatin' lover of the female form, this palatial chichi emporium boasts 160 of the finest dames in the Valley, each of them getting half-nekkid just for you. Penthouse also offers up 10,000 square feet of flashing lights, plush chairs, plasma TV sets, long-ass bars with a strip of ice down the middle so you can set your glass down and keep your drink... More »