Karaoke With Kenii 

The chances that you will become a world-renowned musical icon are on par with your chances of being eaten by a purple, talking shark*. (*All statistics are completely made up but still accurate.) This does not mean that you cannot still be a diva in your own mind; after all, what else is karaoke for? If you've been looking to expand your karaoke repertoire as well as your audience of ardent admirers, a new weekly karaoke engagement has been added to the scene. Karaoke With Kenii kicks off Wednesday at Stage 84 (9118 W. State Road 84, Davie). Every Wednesday from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., Kenii will be your musical guide through a selection of about 263,317 songs, which are updated monthly. And if you've been itching to test your vocals in other languages, Kenii has ballads in Spanish, French, German, Greek, Italian, and Estonian. Yes, Estonian. Kenii offers a superior sound system, is a font of musical trivia, and has been known to take a turn or two at the microphone himself. He tells nervous newcomers, "Doesn't matter how good or bad you are -- it's karaoke, not the Met!" First-time singers get a complimentary "courage shot" of fuzzy navel or appletini. Drafts are $3 until 11 p.m. No cover. Visit stage84fl.com, or call 954-474-5040. — By Rebecca Dittmar

Price: No cover