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Old reliable Kmart seems kinder and humbler in these days of Walmart, doesn't it? Whether you're going to camp, setting up a dorm room, or investing in all the basics on a budget, what would you do without it? It may not be luxruious shopping, but it's satisfyingly self-serve.
Joe Boxer has become a high-profile brand at KMART. Their cotton bikini underpants in nice bright colors make a pussy feel proud. Make a pussy sing: "I am what I am!" However, there is always a different gross old man with a snotty nose and gnarled back, loitering suspiciously in this area, not even pretending to look for something, just sort of half-crouched with an intense vibe, lurking behind a hangerful of big-size negligees in his dirty coat. You have to ignore this old man, no matter... More »
Hold on a sec, KMART--you're still open, your prices are still the same, and you still don't restock? What does "bankrupt" mean nowadays . . . ? Reader! Remember how, previous to Kmart's January 2002 declaration of bankruptcy, the word carried promise of mass price-slashing, connoted discount bins piled high with booty, drastic price reductions shouted out on florescent posters, and resulted in the eventual closure of a store? F bluelight, that shit should be indigo! But, no! In 2002, we... More »
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