Let's say you've just engineered a massive corporate coup, a brilliant secret merger that started a trickle of sweat into white collars across the globe. Let's say it's the last game of the season and you're listening to it on a float trip down the Meramec River. It's poker night. Congratulations, it's a boy! What do you do to celebrate? You smoke a cigar. Problem is, the last time you smoked a cigar you were sixteen and bought some at the Walgreens where your brother's friend worked, and... More »
