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House of Pies

Map & Directions 3112 Kirby
Houston, TX 77098
  • Breakfast, Dessert, Diner
  • All Major Credit Cards
  • Smoking, Takeout
  • Breakfast, Dinner, Late Night, Lunch
  • No Parking


Houston Press' Description

This old-fashioned diner, open 24/7, serves big breakfasts and simple comfort food all day long. After hours, it fills up with gays and goths. Soups, sandwiches (try the tuna-and-cheese melt), salads and decent burgers are the mainstays here, along with the pies - hence the name. The friendly and talkative staffers are happy to recommend their favorite pies - among the most popular are fruit, cream meringue and cheesecake.

Member Reviews

  • ShinaRae wrote a review for House of Pies
    on 02/02/10

    German Chocolate Mousse Pie!

  • houstonpressbestof wrote a review for House of Pies
    on 05/06/09

    Low-key doesn't begin to describe this Upper Kirby institution, where the wait staff has seen it all and won't bat an eyelash if you come in from your job still in uniform or from that costume party still dressed as Catwoman. Although the pies are certainly the pièce de résistance of this 24-hour hangout, don't shy away from other menu items. With a constant stream of characters... More >>

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Tips from foursquare

  • Chris H. on 09/03/09

    have the house speciality, Bayou Goo.

  • Jenn on 09/20/11

    Great people watching at 2am......kind of a freak show!!!!!

  • Carla S. on 03/10/10

    Coffee is the best!

  • Denise "Niecee" G. on 03/22/10

    Thinking of getting some pie? Go with Bayou Goo! I promise you won't regret it.

  • Jenn on 10/07/11

    The freak show begins promptly at 1:50 am every night, especially Thurs thru Saturday. No cover charge.

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