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House of Pies
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3112 Kirby Houston, TX 77098

713-528-3816 

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3112 Kirby Houston TX 77098

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  • Breakfast, Dessert, Diner
    $ $
  • All Major Credit Cards
    Smoking, Takeout
  • Breakfast, Dinner, Late Night, Lunch
    No Parking
Description

This old-fashioned diner, open 24/7, serves big breakfasts and simple comfort food all day long. After hours, it fills up with gays and goths. Soups, sandwiches (try the tuna-and-cheese melt), salads and decent burgers are the mainstays here, along with the pies - hence the name. The friendly and talkative staffers are happy to recommend their favorite pies - among the most popular are fruit, cream meringue and cheesecake.








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  • ShinaRae
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    | Houston, TX | 10 Reviews

    4
    | Tue, February 2, 2010

    German Chocolate Mousse Pie!

  • houstonpressbestof
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    | Houston, TX | 132 Reviews

    4
    | Wed, May 6, 2009

    Low-key doesn't begin to describe this Upper Kirby institution, where the wait staff has seen it all and won't bat an eyelash if you come in from your job still in uniform or from that costume party still dressed as Catwoman. Although the pies are certainly the pièce de résistance of this 24-hour hangout, don't shy away from other menu items. With a constant stream of characters straight out of central casting, people-watching is as fun at 4 p.m. as it is at 4 a.m., and with menu items like the Hangover Omelet, late-nighters are a welcome addition to the eclectic scene. Best of all, since breakfast is served 'round the clock, it's never too early or too late to hit up the reliable eggs, buttery sandwiches or daily specials.

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  • 2008 | Best Late-Night Restaurant

    Low-key doesn't begin to describe this Upper Kirby institution, where the wait staff has seen it all and won't bat an eyelash if you come in from your job still in uniform or from that costume party still dressed as Catwoman. Although the pies are certainly the pièce de résistance of this 24-hour hangout, don't shy away from other menu items. With a constant stream of characters straight out of central casting, people-watching is as fun at 4 p.m. as it is at 4 a.m., and with... More »

  • 2002 | Best Diner with Waitresses to Give You Perverted Dreams

    This may sound like we're bad-mouthing the fine, upstanding ladies who work their butts off at the House of Pies, but trust us, we're just giving 'em their props. Because, fellas, the 59 Diner may have waitresses you could take home to your parents, but the gals over at the House of Pies are the bad girls your parents told you to steer away from. But you can't, can you? You're drawn to their enigmatic bad-assedness. The tattoos. The dyed hair. The occasional sneer that makes you wonder if... More »

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Dinner Menu
Soups And Salad
Cup $2.25
Bowl $3.50
Xl Bowl $7.95
Homemade Soup
Cup $3.95
Bowl $5.95
Xl Bowl $9.95
Chili
cheddar cheese and onions. choice of garlic bread or crackers
$3.50
Dinner Salad
a verity of mixed greens
$5.95
Soup & Salad
bowl of homemade soup & salad
$6.95
Chili & Salad
bowl of chili on top of your choice of baked potato, french fries, cottage fries or hash browns topped with cheddar cheese and onions
$8.95
Chef's Salad
sliced turkey, ham, swiss & american cheese over green salad with tomato & boiled egg
Chili And Dinner Salad
$6.95
Ploughman's Lunch
a bowl of homemade soup, green salad with choice of dressing, sliced cheese anda slice of fresh seasonal melon plus a dinner roll with whipped butte
$6.50
Tuna Boat
a large tomato stuffed with homemade tuna salad on a crisp green salad and garnished with boiled egg slices. served with a dinner roll or cracker
$6.50
Salad And Baked Potato
Dinner
Served With Your Choice Of Either Homemade Soup Or Tossed Green Salad And A Dinner Roll, Plus Any Two Of The Following: Vegetable, Cottage Cheese And A Peach Half, Potatoes(mashed, Fries, Cottage Fried, O'brien) Or Frijoles. Beer-battered Onion Rings Or A Baked Potato May Be Substituted For $1.00 More.
$10.95
Chopped Steak
one-half pound of lean, chopped beef, lightly seasoned, cooked to your order and topped with our crisp beer-battered onion rings
$10.95
Olde English Fish And Chips
beer-battered cod fillets, deep fried and served with tartar sauce and lemon wedges
$10.95
Chicken Fingers
white meat chicken strips, breaded and deep fried, served with country gravy or honey-dijon mustard sauce
$11.95
Jumbo Shrimp Fry
a full one half pound of lightly breaded shrimp served with fresh lemon wedges and cocktail sauce
$10.95
Grilled Chicken Breast
one-half pound boneless and skinless chicken breast, marinated, grilled and topped with sauteed mushrooms
$10.95
Chicken Fried Steak
a one-third pound buttermilk-battered beefsteak, deep fried and topped with country cream gravy
$13.95
Rib-eye Steak Dinner
a hand trimmed one-half pound rib-eye steak cooked to your order and topped with either onion rings or our sauteed mushrooms
$10.95
Grilled Chicken Breast
one-half pound boneless and skinless chicken breast, marinated, grilled and topped with sauteed mushrooms
$10.95
Chicken Fried Steak
a one-third pound buttermilk-battered beefsteak, deep fried and topped with country cream gravy
$13.95
Rib-eye Steak Dinner
a hand trimmed one-half pound rib-eye steak cooked to your order and topped with either onion rings or our sauteed mushrooms
Pies - Specialty
$11.00
Pumpkin Pie
a year 'round favorite made with real cream
$11.00
Sweet Potato Pie
made with louisiana yams and real cream
$11.00
Egg Custard
baked custard topped with nutmeg
$11.00
Coconut Custard
with flaked coconut baked in.
$11.00
Buttermilk
a southern favorite
$12.00
Texas Pecan
only the largest pecan halves are used in this one
$12.00
Texas Pecan Fudge
large pecan halves in a rich fudge base.much better with our premium ice cream
$12.00
Fresh Strawberry
large driscoll strawberries(when available)in a glaze surrounded with fresh whipped cream.
$12.00
Strawberry Cream Cheese
same as above, except with a layer of cream cheese pie filling.(westheimer location)
Pies - Meringue
$11.00
Lemon Meringue
a traditional tart lemon
$11.00
Chocolate Meringue
rich dark chocolate custard
$11.00
Coconut Meringue
cooked egg custard with flaked coconut
Pie - Cakes And Cheesecakes
$18.50
Tres Leches
three layered yellow cake soaked in milk, cream, and condensed milk.
$18.50
German Chocolate Cake
dark chocolate layers with pecan-coconut chocolate filling.
$18.50
Boston Cream
vanilla layers with vanilla custard between and topped with chocolate fudge and whipped cream.
$18.50
Carrot Cake
our favorite recipe.rich and moist with cream cheese and pecan frosting.
$18.50
Banana Pudding Cake
three layers of banana nut cake with sliced bananas and custard between the layers.uuuuum good!
$18.50
Chocolate Fudge Cake
three layers of devil's food cake with chocolate fudge icing all around.
$18.50
Italian Dream
yellow coconutty cake layers.cream cheese filling is the icing on the cake that makes this one perfect.(kirby location only)
$18.50
Plain Cheese Cake
just some good cheesecake with nothing to alter the flavor.
$18.50
Almond Cheese Cake
plain cheesecake surrounded with almonds and topped with whipped cream.
$18.50
Chocolate Cheese Cake
a solid chocolate chesse cake topped with thick dark chocolate.
$18.50
Turtle Cheese Cake
a rich vanilla cheesecake with milk chocolate flakes baked right in then topped with homemade carmel, pecan pieces and melted chocolate.
$19.50
Ny Strawberry Cheese Cake
a creamy cheesecake made with a hint of amaretto and topped with fresh strawberries in a glaze
Pies - Fruit
$11.00
Apple
fresh sliced pippin' apples with just the right blend of spices.
$11.00
Dutch
apple-more of the same filling topped with streusel crunch topping
$11.00
Elberta Peach
sliced peaches with just the right touches
$11.00
Strawberry Rhubarb
tart field rhubarb blended with sliced strawberries.mr.tom miller's for over 20 years
$12.00
Wild Blueberry
sugared plump blueberries make this pie special
$12.00
Washington Cherry
ripe, tart berries in their natural juices
$12.00
Sugar-free Apple
made with nutra-sweet instead of sugar
$12.00
Sugar-free Cherry
made with nutra-sweet instead of sugar
Pies - Cream
$12.00
Banana Cream
rich vanilla custard with whole bananas and topped with whipped cream & chopped nuts
$12.00
Bavarian Chocolate
a light chocolate mousse filling topped with whipped cream
$12.00
Bavarian Chocolate Banana
the same filling plus whole banana
$12.00
Bayou Goo
a pecan crust with a layer of sweet cream cheese, then a layer of vanilla custard swirled with chocolate chunks and topped with whipped cream and chocolate shavings
$12.00
Coconut Cream
coconut filling topped with whipped cream
$12.00
Chocolate Cream
deep dark chocolate filling topped with whipped cream
$12.00
French Blackbottom
a layer of chocolate , then a layer of french vanilla rum custard with lots of whipped cream and chocolate shavings.
$12.00
French Silk
a silky smooth combination of dark chocolate layered with the light praline chocolate and gobs of whipped cream.
$12.00
German Chocolate Cream
dark chocolate filling with flaked coconut and chopped walnuts topped with whipped cream
$13.00
Lemon Ice Box
true old-fashioned creamy lemon filling with a graham cracker crust
$13.00
Key Lime
made with real condensed milk, key lime juice in a graham cracker crust

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