Heart Attack Grill - CLOSED

• Cuisine(s): American
  Hours: Daily 11am-8:30pm
  Price: $$
  Payment Types: All Major Credit Cards
• Attire: Casual
  Features: Patio/Sidewalk Dining, Takeout, Wheelchair Accessible
  Serving: Dinner, Lunch
  Alcohol: Beer/Wine
• Reservations: Not Necessary
  Parking: Lot Available

Description

The menu at this tiny eatery is a pared-down, unhealthy list: Single, Double, Triple, and Quadruple Bypass burgers, fries proudly cooked in pure lard, iced tea and soda (nothing diet), and cigarettes. Counter seating abounds, and there are mirrors all around for patients, er, patrons to ogle waitresses decked out like naughty nurses in skimpy lingerie. The food is mediocre, at best, so don't be surprised if the novelty wears off quickly.