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1872 79th St. Causeway Miami Beach, FL 33141

305-865-3621

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Best Dive Bar
Award Winner 2008

Hours: Daily 11pm-5am

Description

A local Bukowski style dive-bar. Locals get into fisticuffs as the beautiful bartender calls the police. Try the Jack and Ginger, she makes it strong.

Happy Hour

Daily

everyday from 11 in the morning until 8 at night

2008 | Best Dive Bar

Ah, to drink where the booze is cheap; the bartenders are tough, hot women; and all the patrons are salty drunks. Look no further than the Happy Stork. Forget this town's lame pretensions about dressing up to drink. Come to this place directly from work, order yourself an Anchor Steam, and strike up a conversation with someone who can really tell you what's going on around here. Like the brilliant/crazy guy who has lined the walls with all of his weird straw sculptures. Or the ornery drunk... More »

Five Miami Beach bars with no cover on New Year's Eve 2011

By Jacob Katel | Thu, December 29, 2011

Fact: You don't need to stay indoors to party this New Year's Eve in Miami Beach. You can get wild, weird, and wasted in the middle of Ocean Drive. Another fact: You can't buy beer inside a store on the Beach after midnight. No matter what day of... More »

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miaminewtimesbestof | Miami, FL | 232 Reviews

| Wed, May 6, 2009

Ah, to drink where the booze is cheap; the bartenders are tough, hot women; and all the patrons are salty drunks. Look no further than the Happy Stork. Forget this town's lame pretensions about dressing up to drink. Come to this place directly from work, order yourself an Anchor Steam, and strike up a conversation with someone who can really tell you what's going on around here. Like the brilliant/crazy guy who has lined the walls with all of his weird straw sculptures. Or the ornery drunk who is about to get thrown out for refusing to pay his $30 tab because (he insists) his glass is dirty. Play a game of pool on the chalky, gray-green table, or enjoy a saucy game of strip poker on the coin-operated machine. Best of all, this place is managed by a dour little Irishman who, when he grumblingly rolls himself cigarettes, looks kind of like a pirate. (He won't let you roll one, so don't even try, Cheech.) After a few drinks, you'll want to propose to your bartender and arrange to have your ashes spread into the dirty, dirty urinals.