EJ's is hidden in plain sight, just off a Westheimer cross street in the heart of Montrose. Despite its somewhat nondescript entrance - a door with a sign next to it bearing the club's name - inside patrons will find a modernized, mildly upscale bar with reasonable prices, a friendly staff and several rooms to explore. One is filled with couches and comfy chairs, another is a pool room, and yet another holds a stage for the amateur male strip nights on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays. The bar itself is set in the middle of the final room, giving customers a 360-degree radius in which to purchase beverages, perhaps to take to the jungle-like two-story patio out back. By the way, EJ's opens at 7 a.m. Seriously.