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  • 2011 | Best Ride At Disneyland

    It's officially called the Mad Tea Party, but everyone knows it as the "teacups." Forget freaking Space Mountain--or even California Screamin', for that matter. To show people you're made of sterner stuff, head for the Alice In Wonderland-inspired ride that "re-creates the film's 'unbirthday' sequence featuring the Mad Hatter and March Hare's chaotic tea party." Most people either love it or hate it--there's really no middle ground for this ride, the obvious reason being that you... More »

  • 2010 | Best Ride at Disneyland

    Is it the greatest thrill in the park No. Does it regularly cash in on the franchise characters the kids are looking to see It does not, except for around Christmas, when it gets a little lamer with the addition of Jack Skellington and friends. But the Haunted Mansion embodies that which makes it so difficult, despite everything, to hate Disneyland: the power to immerse. The experience starts with the gravestone puns you read while in line, it continues with the stretching elevator (a... More »

  • 2010 | Best Thing to See at a Disney Park While on Recreational Drugs

    Disney's latest multijillion-dollar entertainment extravaganza, World of Color at California Adventure has the power to make you feel like you're tripping balls--even if you're stone-cold sober. All your favorite Disney scenes are projected onto a massive wall of mist surrounded by mile-high, dancing streams of water, complete with musical score and a dazzling neon rainbow of lights--it's almost seizure-inducing. Definitely impressive, and should you be on any kind... More »

  • 2010 | Best Place to Boost Your Self-Esteem

    Does this boat make my butt look big Not anymore, since Disneyland remodeled the crafts to accommodate the average It's a Small World rider's ass. Which tends to be huge. You'll feel positively svelte by comparison. More »

  • 2009 | Best Ride at Disneyland

    If you've ever had the displeasure of getting stuck on the ride and subsequently having the unfortunate opportunity of seeing the Space Mountain track in the light, we offer our condolences. It does kind of ruin the mystery when you get a glimpse behind the proverbial curtain and see it's just a dinky, outdated, steel coaster. But in a way, that should make you appreciate the Disney magic all the more. With its dark, cool environment and stars and planets whizzing by you, you have... More »

  • 2008 | Best Parking Structure

    Yes, it's the happiest parking structure on Earth. Built in 2000 to hold more than 10,000 vehicles, this monster of a parking lot is not only the most magical place to park your car, but also the most efficient in all of Orange County. In a time when other parking lots, like those at the Irvine Spectrum, take cars on daring adventures around and around, bringing them precariously close to crashing and offering exciting twists and turns to people of all ages, the Mickey & Friends... More »

  • 2008 | Best Toy Store

    First of all, screw George Lucas. Seriously, right in the ear. Hey, George, how do you sleep at night "Why, on a mountain of $100,000 bills," he replies, "and pillows made extra-fluffy by stuffing them with the charred remains of millions of childhood fantasies. The smoky smell, you get used to it. Why do you ask" GOD, what an asshole. First, dicking around with the original movies. (Han Solo shot first, goddamn it! He's crazy like that!) Then the entire prequel... More »

  • 2008 | Best Ride at Disneyland

    Located in Fantasyland (long derided by cool people as a haven for toddlers/hippie-flippers only), Mr Toad's Wild Ride doesn't have the technological wonders of Star Tours or the thrill-ride rush of Indiana Jones or Space Mountain. What elevates it above these other rides, however, is its completely subversive theme. Allowing the rider to adopt the persona of gonzo aristocrat Mr. Toad, it essentially gives budding young celebutantes their first taste of the thrills of wanton... More »

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  • Gay Days Anaheim

    Gay Days Anaheim

    | Thu, September 29, 2011

    The Happiest Place on Earth becomes the Gayest Place on Earth this weekend with the 14th annual Gay Days Anaheim (sorry, San Francisco). About 35,000 fabulous men and women gather from around the globe to participate in a three days of revelry. Th... More »

  • Disneyland Jacks Up Ticket Price For Local Residents

    Disneyland Jacks Up Ticket Price For Local Residents

    | Mon, January 3, 2011

    Attention, Anaheim visitors:This time, the unsavory character eyeing your wallet isn't a local hoodlum or a hooker.It's Mickey Mouse, and he's profit-hungry again.Or, at least, Mickey's bosses at Disn... More »

  • Knows the Constitution Says, 'Don't H8'

    Knows the Constitution Says, 'Don't H8'

    | Thu, October 14, 2010

    When Zoe Nicholson shouted, Barack Obama heard. In a Los Angeles auditorium this past April, in the midst of Obama’s speech to the Democratic faithful, Nicholson began yelling about “equality.” The president stopped, looked in Nicholson’s directio... More »

  • Pensive, Yet Airborne

    Pensive, Yet Airborne

    | Thu, October 14, 2010

    Ever since she appeared as one-sixth of the already-award-winning Kaba Modern crew on the inaugural season of MTV’s America’s Best Dance Crew, Irvine native Yuri Tag has enjoyed traveling around the globe, performing, teaching, hosting Internet sh... More »

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