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2011 | Best Ride At Disneyland

It's officially called the Mad Tea Party, but everyone knows it as the "teacups." Forget freaking Space Mountain—or even California Screamin', for that matter. To show people you're made of sterner stuff, head for the Alice In Wonderland-inspired... More >
2010 | Best Ride at Disneyland

Is it the greatest thrill in the park? No. Does it regularly cash in on the franchise characters the kids are looking to see? It does not, except for around Christmas, when it gets a little lamer with the addition of Jack Skellington and friends.... More >
2010 | Best Thing to See at a Disney Park While on Recreational Drugs

Disney's latest multijillion-dollar entertainment extravaganza, World of Color at California Adventure has the power to make you feel like you're tripping balls—even if you're stone-cold sober. All your favorite Disney scenes are projected onto a... More >
2010 | Best Place to Boost Your Self-Esteem

Does this boat make my butt look big? Not anymore, since Disneyland remodeled the crafts to accommodate the average It's a Small World rider's ass. Which tends to be huge. You'll feel positively svelte by comparison. More >
2009 | Best Ride at Disneyland

If you've ever had the displeasure of getting stuck on the ride and subsequently having the unfortunate opportunity of seeing the Space Mountain track in the light, we offer our condolences. It does kind of ruin the mystery when you get a glimpse... More >

Gay Days Anaheim

By TAYLOR HAMBY | Thu, September 29, 2011

The Happiest Place on Earth becomes the Gayest Place on Earth this weekend with the 14th annual Gay Days Anaheim (sorry, San Francisco). About 35,000 fabulous men and women gather from around the globe to participate in a three days of revelry. Th... More >
Disneyland Jacks Up Ticket Price For Local Residents

By R. Scott Moxley | Mon, January 3, 2011

Attention, Anaheim visitors:This time, the unsavory character eyeing your wallet isn't a local hoodlum or a hooker.It's Mickey Mouse, and he's profit-hungry again.Or, at least, Mickey's bosses at Disn More >
Knows the Constitution Says, 'Don't H8'

By SPENCER KORNHABER | Thu, October 14, 2010

When Zoe Nicholson shouted, Barack Obama heard. In a Los Angeles auditorium this past April, in the midst of Obama’s speech to the Democratic faithful, Nicholson began yelling about “equality.” The president stopped, looked in Nicholson’s directio... More >
Pensive, Yet Airborne

By VICKIE CHANG | Thu, October 14, 2010

Ever since she appeared as one-sixth of the already-award-winning Kaba Modern crew on the inaugural season of MTV’s America’s Best Dance Crew, Irvine native Yuri Tag has enjoyed traveling around the globe, performing, teaching, hosting Internet sh... More >

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2011 | Best Ride At Disneyland