Hello. I am a bottle of Everfresh brand apple juice. I am 32 ounces, and I sell for 100 pennies at Deal$. Now, you must be aware that selling for only a dollar can lead to a fairly serious identity crisis. Do I not taste as good as the name-brand apple juice that sells for more at the local grocery store? Of course I do! In fact, I live in a world completely devoid of name brands. All of my best friends are off-brands; my buddy "A Tasket," a baked whole-grain wheat cracker that resembles,... More »
