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9445 N. Metro Parkway E. Phoenix, AZ 85051

602-997-7575 

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Action at this outdoor playland includes Arizona's largest roller coaster, plus miniature-golf courses, a log ride and video games galore.







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    Castles -n- Coasters

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    This ride-filled attraction is the closest thing Arizona has to a theme park.

  • 2011 | Best Underground Arcade

    Okay, so the bottom floor of this longtime videogame palace is, technically, more like a sunken living room than an actual underground arcade. But for generations of gamers, it's also a time machine dressed up in a cheesy castle coating. Sure, there's a sprinkling of high-tech driving and first-person-shooter games, but the reason this place blows Dave & Buster's out of the water is the world-class collection of vintage arcade games. We're talking all-time classics like Pac-Man, Donkey... More »

  • 2009 | Best Miniature Golf

    If you've ever wanted to feel like the giant in Gulliver's Travels, Castles N' Coasters' mini-golf courses will make you feel super-size. That's because the four courses are decorated with small structures and mini-monuments, from mermaid fountains and mysterious caves to a teeny Taj Mahal and old Western saloon. The price isn't big, either, with an 18-hole game running $7.63 plus tax per person -- and the park provides clubs and balls. The only drawback to putting on these kooky... More »

  • 2008 | Best Bumper Cars

    It's confession time: We indulged in a rather nasty bout of road rage the other day, and it wasn't pretty. Our dirty driving deed went down after some schnook sideswiped us rather abruptly, causing our blood to boil. Instead of declaring, "Live and let live," as any sane person would've done, it was decided that a little roadway revenge was in order. We proceeded to floor it, T-boning them straight into tomorrow, and setting off a six-car pileup. Uma Thurman in full-on Kill Bill mode... More »

  • 2008 | Best Roller Coaster

    If any of your candy-ass, 'fraidy-cat friends are too terrified by the Desert Storm's towering appearance to consider riding the 90-foot-high roller coaster (the biggest in the state), tell 'em the ride lasts only about a minute and a half, from start to finish. A mere 90 seconds. About as much time as it takes to nuke a microwave burrito. Although you may wanna skip over the part about how there probably won't be any time to be scared, as they'll likely be too busy screaming their lungs out... More »

  • 2006 | BEST BUMPER BOATS

    What better way to get out your aggression than to crash giant, gas-powered rubber boats into walls and waterfalls Figuring out how to maneuver the suckers is half the fun; the steering wheels turn a full 360 degrees, so the challenge is to do more than make crazy circles in the water while everybody else bashes into you. And it's really fun when you get stuck against the wall or your boat dies in the middle of the water, because everybody races to rescue or (more likely) ram you. The boats... More »

  • 2004 | BEST MINIATURE GOLF

    Thanks to the sweetly surrealistic tiny town structures that make up Castles N' Coasters, our favorite local mini golf course, you can take a cheap date around the world in 72 holes. From the spooky Old West mine shaft to the jaunty New Orleans riverfront hotel, past the African jungle huts, the hillbilly outhouse, Islamic temple, Franciscan mission, Hopi tepees and the ever-popular Candy House and Hippy House (a psychedelic favorite among boomer parents), the Castles N' Coasters courses... More »

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  • The Rage Music Festival and the Coming Evolution of Christian Rock

    The Rage Music Festival and the Coming Evolution of Christian Rock

    | Thu, January 13, 2011

    Every year at Castles-n-Coasters, 50 bands play on four stages in front of crowds that could be considered big by any reasonable Phoenix standard. Odds are, however, that unless you happen to follow Christian music, you will not have heard of the ... More »

  • 48: Black Cod with Acini de Pepe at Cafe Bink

    48: Black Cod with Acini de Pepe at Cafe Bink

    | Tue, August 10, 2010

    Hungry yet? We're working up our appetites for our huge Best of Phoenix issue, out September 30, with daily servings of Chow Bella's 100 Favorite Dishes from across the Valley ... More »

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    phoenixnewtimesbestof | Phoenix, AZ | 315 Reviews

    | Wed, May 6, 2009

    It's confession time: We indulged in a rather nasty bout of road rage the other day, and it wasn't pretty. Our dirty driving deed went down after some schnook sideswiped us rather abruptly, causing our blood to boil. Instead of declaring, "Live and let live," as any sane person would've done, it was decided that a little roadway revenge was in order. We proceeded to floor it, T-boning them straight into tomorrow, and setting off a six-car pileup. Uma Thurman in full-on Kill Bill mode couldn't have plotted better payback. And the only reason that we're not cooling our heels in a jail cell right now is because this vehicular vengeance involved the bumper cars of the Ram Rods ride at Castles -n- Coasters instead of automobiles. You, too, can unleash your own personal demolition derby, driving like a maniac behind the wheel of the electric-powered coupes and fitting in as much smashing and crashing action as possible during the 10-minute experience. Single rides are $5.50 each on weekdays before 4 p.m. (prices increase in the evening and weekends, as well as for unlimited ride passes; call for rates), leaving you plenty of green to cover the chiropractor bills for your whiplash.

  • davelog
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    davelog | Hellhole, AZ | 46 Reviews

    | Thu, May 19, 2011

    A great collection of pinball machines - too bad the last 2 out of 3 times I've tried to go there to play them, they've had the pinball pit roped off for competitions. I've given up trying.

  • scottishjosh
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    scottishjosh | Scottsdale, AZ | 3 Reviews

    | Mon, January 31, 2011

    24 pinball machines, what else could you want. Anyone who doesn't play pinball is missing out.

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