Bimini Bay Bar
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33316
- Sun-Thu 12pm-2am, Fri-Sat 12pm-3am
New Times Broward-Palm Beach's Description
Hidden in a dark parking lot within earshot of airplanes landing at FLL is Bimini Bay Bar -- the czar of all dive bars, the sultan of all things skanky. The underground watering hole relishes the fact that it is a bit obscure and unknown to the general public. Heck, the banner outside the building proudly reads "located somewhere in Ft. Lauderdale." This is probably because it serves more than just beer. Once patrons enter the smoke-filled, cash-only establishment, they're greeted with undergarments stapled to the ceiling and adult films playing on the television above the bar. The young lady performing fellatio in the porno is likely to look very familiar to you, and after ordering a $2.25 Miller Lite, you'll realize why. Yep, the bartender and the porn star are the same person; everyone just got an eyeful of her mouth wrapped around something similar to the neck of your beer bottle just a few moments prior. It's no wonder the risqué haunt opted not to have windows.
Tips from foursquare
Don't be alarmed by there not being windows or lights! Take a break from reality and enter this unique bar which is a combination of all the sleazy details of every raunchy movie!
It's everything you've ever seen in any movie about a sleazy bar with creepy people! Worth going into for the experience!
Both blue and white collars find leisure at this neighborhood bar, which isn't properly portrayed by simple descriptions like "dive" or "hole in the wall."
Named Best Hole in the Wall by New Times Broward Palm Beach. If you're sick of sharing nonsensical thoughts and playing darts, try a raunchy game of Cooter Ball or the adult film in the next room
The place has no windows, panties hangin from the rafters, and the only serve shit beer, saki, and peanuts! It's perfect!!!!
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