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3196 S. Grand Blvd. St. Louis, MO 63118

314-771-9300

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Best Bloody Mary
Award Winner 2006

Cuisine(s): Bar Food
Hours: Sun-Thu 4pm-12am, Fri-Sat 4pm-1am
Features: Smoking, Patio/Sidewalk Dining

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You might be the straightest Glenn Beck fan in St. Louis County with zero interest in the fabulous life, but you'd still be an idiot to write off Absolutli Goosed. This award-winning gay and lesbian lounge has one of the most expansive martini menus in the city, with names like Pussy Galore, Banana Hammock and Dixie Normous, as well as a laundry list of sips that won't make your grandma blush. Not sure what to order? Belly up to the smooth sea-green bar and ask for a recommendation. The obliging barkeep might even treat you to an off-menu drink like the Basil Smash: grapefruit vodka, lemon, simple syrup and muddled basil.

2006 | Best Bloody Mary

Who declared the bloody mary a hangover cure When did this spicy, sexy cocktail become a sidekick to your greasy potatoes and sunny-side-ups We're the last to scoff at a little hair o' the dog, but a good bloody mary is a treasure unto itself, something far greater than a vodka-spiked balm for your sorry-ass headache. So don't just drink bloody marys in the morning. Drink them at night! During the afternoon! On holidays, weekends, Mondays! And whatever you do, make certain you drink the... More »
2005 | Best Lesbian Bar

At Absolutli Goosed, one drink becomes three becomes five. Happy hour turns into happy, happy hours; conversations spark between strangers; first-time patrons become regulars in the time it takes to drain a Godiva chocolate martini. The owners and bartenders are lesbians, as are many of the customers, and the whole place -- with its chic low lighting, pin-up-girl coasters and lipstick-red walls -- possesses a fun, sexy vibe. With dozens upon dozens of martinis, a delightful patio and a... More »

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By RFT Music | Thu, May 17, 2012

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Absolutli Goosed's Robin Schubert: Featured Bartender of the Week

By Kelsey Whipple | Fri, July 1, 2011

Welcome to Girl Walks Into a Bar, a weekly Gut Check feature that spotlights local bars and bartenders. This week Kelsey Whipple profiles Absolutli Goosed's Robin Schubert. Below is a Q&A with Schuber... More »
[UPDATED] Absoluti Goosed Wins "The Official Best Of" Best Martinis in Missouri

By Robin Wheeler | Thu, April 21, 2011

Absolutli Goosed (3196 South Grand Boulevard; 314-771-9300) is no stranger to accolades for its glorious cocktails -- but its most recent award will bring the swanky South Grand martini lounge nationw... More »

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JamieK2 | Denver, CO | 131 Reviews

| Tue, July 27, 2010

Best martini's in town, with plenty to choose from. Check out their happy hours for $5 martini's!
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emko18 | st. louis, MO | 271 Reviews

| Mon, July 13, 2009

Fun, casual place to meet friends. In the middle of exciting S. Grand!

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Absolutli Goosed Martini Bar

3196 S. Grand Blvd. St. Louis, MO 63118

314-771-9300

Description

2006 | Best Bloody Mary

2005 | Best Lesbian Bar

The Ten Best Gay Bars in St. Louis

By RFT Music | Thu, May 17, 2012

Absolutli Goosed's Robin Schubert: Featured Bartender of the Week

By Kelsey Whipple | Fri, July 1, 2011

[UPDATED] Absoluti Goosed Wins "The Official Best Of" Best Martinis in Missouri

By Robin Wheeler | Thu, April 21, 2011

JamieK2 | Denver, CO | 131 Reviews

emko18 | st. louis, MO | 271 Reviews

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