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3196 S. Grand Blvd. St. Louis, MO 63118

314-771-9300

http://www.absolutligoosed.com

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Best Martini
Award Winner 2012

3196 S. Grand Blvd. St. Louis MO 63118

Cuisine(s): Bar Food
Hours: Sun-Thu 4pm-12am, Fri-Sat 4pm-1am
Features: Patio/Sidewalk Dining, Smoking

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You might be the straightest Glenn Beck fan in St. Louis County with zero interest in the fabulous life, but you'd still be an idiot to write off Absolutli Goosed. This award-winning gay and lesbian lounge has one of the most expansive martini menus in the city, with names like Pussy Galore, Banana Hammock and Dixie Normous, as well as a laundry list of sips that won't make your grandma blush. Not sure what to order? Belly up to the smooth sea-green bar and ask for a recommendation. The obliging barkeep might even treat you to an off-menu drink like the Basil Smash: grapefruit vodka, lemon, simple syrup and muddled basil.

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$Gut Check\'s Guide to Eats and Drinks at St. Louis PrideFest 2012$

Gut Check's Guide to Eats and Drinks at St. Louis PrideFest 2012

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$Absolutli Goosed\'s Robin Schubert: Featured Bartender of the Week$

Absolutli Goosed's Robin Schubert: Featured Bartender of the Week

By Kelsey Whipple | Fri, July 01, 2011

Welcome to Girl Walks Into a Bar, a weekly Gut Check feature that spotlights local bars and bartenders. This week Kelsey Whipple profiles Absolutli Goosed's Robin Schubert. Below is a Q&A with Schuber... More »
$[UPDATED] Absoluti Goosed Wins \$

[UPDATED] Absoluti Goosed Wins "The Official Best Of" Best Martinis in Missouri

By Robin Wheeler | Thu, April 21, 2011

Absolutli Goosed (3196 South Grand Boulevard; 314-771-9300) is no stranger to accolades for its glorious cocktails -- but its most recent award will bring the swanky South Grand martini lounge nationw... More »
Absolutli Grand

By Jill Posey-Smith | Wed, June 26, 2002

Despite the "redevelopment" efforts of a redoubtable few, and such vile blots upon the realm as the St. Louis Bread Co. (Need a sandwich? For God's sake, cross the street to MoKaBe's!), South Grand is still a lovable mutt of a neighborhood.... More »

2012 | Best Martini

The classic martini can be an intimidating drink: no frills, challenging stemware, packs a boozy wallop. Rather than get all hoity-toity about it, Absolutli Goosed aims to educate. "Our talented staff is here assist you in any way they can," the cocktail menu says sweetly, before laying out in four simple steps the proper way to order as smooth as 007. That said, for seasoned martini veterans, this is a damn fine drink. Mixed up lightning fast (none of that lazy bartender eye-rolling), ice... More »
2006 | Best Bloody Mary

Who declared the bloody mary a hangover cure? When did this spicy, sexy cocktail become a sidekick to your greasy potatoes and sunny-side-ups? We're the last to scoff at a little hair o' the dog, but a good bloody mary is a treasure unto itself, something far greater than a vodka-spiked balm for your sorry-ass headache. So don't just drink bloody marys in the morning. Drink them at night! During the afternoon! On holidays, weekends, Mondays! And whatever you do, make certain you drink the... More »
2005 | Best Lesbian Bar

At Absolutli Goosed, one drink becomes three becomes five. Happy hour turns into happy, happy hours; conversations spark between strangers; first-time patrons become regulars in the time it takes to drain a Godiva chocolate martini. The owners and bartenders are lesbians, as are many of the customers, and the whole place -- with its chic low lighting, pin-up-girl coasters and lipstick-red walls -- possesses a fun, sexy vibe. With dozens upon dozens of martinis, a delightful patio and a... More »

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JamieK2 | Denver, CO | 131 Reviews

4
| Tue, July 27, 2010

Best martini's in town, with plenty to choose from. Check out their happy hours for $5 martini's!
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emko18 | st. louis, MO | 271 Reviews

4
| Mon, July 13, 2009

Fun, casual place to meet friends. In the middle of exciting S. Grand!